"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. "
― Bob Hope

Those Movies

What Makes Us Go

What do you do when you go to the movies? Get the popcorn, soda, and maybe a candy bar. Then amble through the auditorium looking for an empty seat. Now the misery begins as there is no place to set your drink or popcorn, and you're elbow to elbow with the person sitting next to you (it's a full house). You can't ask the person next to you to hold them. As you may guess, the floor is a likely spot, so there they go.

Now on with the movie. Just as you get interested in it and are enjoying your popcorn and soda, the person next to you has to go to the restroom and squeezes out in front of you and, in the process, kicks over your soda. And it runs over the shoe of the person in front of you, who complains. You apologize while spilling your popcorn all over the floor. The person next to you returns and squeezes in again.

Okay, you didn't get to enjoy your soda or popcorn, and the person next to you is just too fat. Not to mention you missed the best parts of the movie. Sound familiar?

The moral of the story is to stay home and rent the movie next time. You're just too much of a hazard to others to ever go out!